cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

“Bite the pillow I’m going in dry”

kerfluffy:

my new favorite thing to do is look up “running pugs” on google because omg jUST

LOOK AT THESE

fUCKING

PUGS